Come to The Ball

Won’t come to the ball with me tonight
Won’t come to the ball with me
Won’t come to the ball with me tonight
Won’t come to the ball with me

I am a great dancer, I am a great dancer
I can dance out of my shoes
I am a great dancer, I am a great dancer
I can dance away your blues

Won’t come to the ball with me tonight
Won’t come to the ball with me
Won’t come to the ball with me tonight
Won’t come to the ball with me

I am a great dancer, I am a great dancer
I can dance out of my socks
I am a great dancer, I am a great dancer
I can dance away your jocks

Won’t come to the ball—I will be wearing a red nose
I am very romantic, I am very romantic, I swear
I am very romantic—I’ll take you to the fair

Won’t come to the ball with me tonight
Won’t come to the ball with me
Won’t come to the ball with me tonight
Won’t come to the ball with me

I am a great dancer, I can dance all around the room
I am a great dancer—if you don’t come, I’m bringing my broom

Won’t come to the ball with me tonight, oh darling
Won’t come to the ball with me
Won’t come to the ball with me tonight, oh darling
Won’t come to the ball with me tonight

Written McHillbilly 1991